Funny thing is that no body will know you're on your period unless you tell them. If your dating a guy who's trying to touch you below the belt or if your friends are wondering why you've been so moody, then you might want to let them know it's your time of the month.
1. I'M EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
If you're uncomfortable getting sexual with your boy friend during that time of the month you can use this phrase to warn him to keep his hands off.
2. MOTHER NATURE IS OBSESSED WITH ME
Mother Nature even though visits every woman once a month, it feels like she's obsessed with you when your time comes.
3. ITS SHARK WEEK
This can also be a good way of saying you're on your period. You wouldn't want to swim on your period knowing it could just go wrong.
4.TOM'S IN TOWN
This is also a good way of saying you're on your period " Tom is In town ". It sounds like a name, but the letters stand for " Time Of Month".
